Cops in Beaverton, OR got called to the parking lot of a library after a guy was spotted masturbating in his car.
Police said the guy initially denied that he had been masturbating, and said he was reclined in his car seat to shave.
Eventually the guy fessed up. He said he had an erection and did not want to get out of his car while he was in that condition, so he loaded up some pornography on his cell phone and inappropriately touched himself.
He was arrested for public indecency and booked in the County Jail.