A Georgia man’s obituary states William ‘Freddie’ McCullough was a life-loving ladies’ man, and he attracted more women than a shoe sale at Macy’s.
‘Freddie adored the ladies. And they adored him. There isn’t enough space here to list all of the women from Freddie’s past. There isn’t enough space in the Bloomingdale phone book. A few of the more colorful ones were Momma Margie,Crazy Pam, Big Wanda, Spacy Stacy and Sweet Melissa (he explained that nickname had nothing to do with her attitude).’
The obituary said that he first got married at 18, but it didn’t last; Freddie was no quitter, however, so he gave it a shot two more times.
His son, Mark, wrote his obituary, and tried to write something in the colorful style that his father lived his life.
The obit said, ‘Freddie was killed when he rushed into a burning orphanage to save a group of adorable children. Or maybe not. We all know how he liked to tell stories.’
It continued, ‘Freddie loved deep fried Southern food smothered in Cane Syrup, fishing at Santee Cooper Lake, Little Debbie Cakes, Two and a Half Men, beautiful women, Reeses Cups and Jim Beam… What he hated were vegetables and hypocrites.’
He was buried with a packet of Reeses and bottle of Jim Beam.