A New York man called in a fake murder to 911 because he was running late on a pizza delivery.
The man told the cops he saw a machete-wielding man chop a 7-year-old girl’s head off.
When cops realized the call was fake he admitted to making up the story because he was worried his boss would be angry at him for being late on a delivery.
The man was charged with falsely submitting an incident.
I’ve come up with a number of crappy excuses as to why I didn’t do what I was supposed to, but c’mon man! At least have some damn fun with the call… you know, instead of possibly making people think you subconsciously wanna decapitate an innocent little girl!