For about $30, depending on the what kind of excrement you choose, Sh–Senders.com will anonymously deliver your choice of cow, gorilla or elephant poop to the stupid ex, evil boss, annoying neighbor of your choosing.
The site’s tagline says: “Has some one really p**sed you off? Don’t get mad,GET EVEN. Send that special someone a big stinky pile of sh**.”
Anonymous of Harrisburg, PA writes:
“Greatest gag gift ever. I sent one to my jackass brother in law and the whole family found out about it and they are all teasing him. He doesn’t know who it came from. He’s so pissed off it’s great. It makes for charming Sunday dinner conversation.”
Hmmm…okay. Couldn’t you really just do all of that yourself?